My friend
Robin Capper emailed me
a link about cellphone-safe undies, though I don’t think these are enough to make me use the gadgets. Even if I wasn’t nuking the boys, I can’t afford to have a
cellphone and be a businessman: I don’t believe the two are compatible.
The
Engadget link he sent was interesting for
a Murdoch Press article that was cited in the comments. There is
a study that suggests cellphone radiation is hurting male fertility.
One critic says that the heavy cellphone users are probably sitting more, hence the lower count. This means, the more you use a cellphone, the more likely you are unfit. (If I understand the
University of Sheffield lecturer correctly.) Sounds like bollocks to me, and that is, after all, what we are talking about.
It appears I am on my way to becoming the most
fertile man in the country.
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