Now that my love life has been revealed on national television far too much than I had wanted, I should apologize to the one woman who should have been consulted first. Not that she is annoyed, but I am covering my bases till we next see each other. Pardon, chérie: sometimes, make-up room discussions, which one never thinks would make it on air, do. And yes, I expected a mention, plus a cessation of the “Jack is the swinging bachelor around town” references that my co-presenters make—an image that seems hardly appropriate any more.
   I believe I got off lightly compared to the comment Barry Soper made about Sarah Bradley’s form of stress relief (viz. sex), which she also thought would stay off air. And at least I did not mention your name—but since we were snapped by Norrie Montgomery on Tuesday, and he does know our names, I’m a little worried.
   Sarah is worried about what her boyfriend thinks.
   Well, I am hardly Cary Grant, so probably few people care. I believe only our friends will notice us, and that’ll be the extent of it.
   Apologies to Tom Cruise today for copying more of his antics from Oprah. They are just too daft to ignore. (Sorry, no stills from the Good Morning video, which appears to be non-functioning right now.) Posted by Jack Yan, 10:48  permalink

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